Adopt an object, or a word.

Choose from the shelves. Your name goes in the register beside it, with a certificate to prove what the register already says.

40Adoptable

0Duties

1Certificate, printable

Terms of adoption

Adoption is honorary and free. Duties: none. Visits: unlimited. Dusting: by staff. Feeding: not required, and in the case of words, not possible. Adopted objects remain on display; adopted words remain in use, including by persons who have adopted nothing.

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Adopted on this machine

NoteAdopted things stay where they are. That is rather the point of keeping them.