The Institute · Admission
Admit one.
Valid any open day, Thursday to Sunday, 11.00 to 17.00. Not transferable, as no one would take it. Keep the stub; it entitles the bearer to nothing further.
One ticket per click. Each is numbered uniquely and filed on this machine.
The International Institute · Est. MMXXVI
ADMIT ONE
Fifteen departments · One roof · No booking
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Keep this stub. It entitles the bearer to nothing further, which is more than most stubs offer. Not transferable, as no one would take it. No refund; admission is free.
Terms of admission
Valid any open day. Queue without sighing. Yield the bench-end seat. Telephones silent. The ticket admits one person and zero umbrellas; umbrellas belong to Department No. XII.
Each ticket carries a code drawn at random and checked against tickets already taken on this machine; no two alike have yet been issued.