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Terms of sale

All prices are £0.00. All items are sold out, having never been stocked. Postage costs one stamp and is waived. Refunds are available on request and amount to £0.00.

Stock 01

Teaspoon, Ref 0006 £0.00 · Not for sale

On display. Cannot be posted, as it is being looked at.

Stock 02

Vial of Petrichor £0.00 · Evaporated

Bottled at the first storm. The bottle is empty; the memory is vivid.

Stock 03

Twenty-Two Minutes of Silence, tinned £0.00 · Opened by mistake

Tinned on Thursday. Opened during stocktaking. The silence escaped.

Stock 04

Pigeon Election Ballot Paper £0.00 · Cooed upon

One of fourteen. Marked with a cross, or possibly a crumb.

Stock 05

One Degree, thermostat £0.00 · Collected

Removed from Mr K.’s office. Emits no further warmth.

Stock 06

Bench Splinter, varnished £0.00 · Unavailable

Shed by the bench and varnished in situ. Part of the bench again.

Stock 07

Umbrella, disputed £0.00 · Claimed thrice

Black, wooden crook. Three owners. Zero umbrellas.

Stock 08

Drizzle, Grade III, bottled £0.00 · Leaked

Bottled Thursday. The bottle is damp outside and empty within.

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